The Fiver Wholesome, hypothetical gestures that depend less on actual reality

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The early 2000s were a simpler time for comedy – people were happy to laugh at anything. David Beckham’s cornrows? Ha! John Malkovich and Rowan Atkinson being reduced to appearing in light-hearted spy flick Johnny English? My sides!! Lee Evans? I can’t spake!!! Now, a bit like Will Hughes on a Watford pre-season tour to the Algarve, The Fiver is feeling the heat. There are actual funny things to compete against now, like David Squires, the drawn-out demise of Manchester United and only last month, the memory of Lionesses manager Phil Neville pondering the “flattering” idea of replacing Jill Ellis as manager of current World Cup champions USA! USA!! USA!!! Continue reading...

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