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Sky News Australia host Piers Morgan says he’s already “shuddering” at thought of how the “fame-hungry duo” Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will “hijack” the headlines from the Queen on her Platinum Jubilee to cement their “rival royal brand”.

“It’s … time to pay tribute to a remarkable 96-year-old woman, who’s always represented the very best of British values, dignity, humility,” Mr Morgan said.

“Unfortunately, jetting in next week are a royal couple who represent the complete opposites, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, the south England County that I come from incidentally and where they spent precisely three hours are pair of undignified, whining, hypocritical, virtue signalling, selfish wastrels.”

He said the emissions of most concern to him are the “noxious toxic fumes” the couple will inevitably emit the moment they arrive in the United Kingdom and attempt to make the Queen’s Jubilee “all about themselves”.