The Euro 2020 Fiver the Matterface induced Purge is under way
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The Fiver may not be an emotional being, but like a shameless politician we know when to jump on a bandwagon and inevitable Euro Not 2020 glory is right up our street. We shouted for Jack Grealish to be brought on from the first minute in every game, learned the words to a Neil Diamond song and even wanted Harry Kane subbed off the moment his extra-time penalty was saved against Denmark, before turning away in disgust. After coming back round, it turns out Kane had scored the rebound, but that’s not the point. Continue reading...