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I made a new year's resolution for 2020, to never use a dating app again. "It's all about the chemistry", I told my friends wisely, as I flicked Bumble off my screen, "and you only get that in real life." Two months later, rather awkwardly, a global pandemic happened. I locked down with my parents and once it became clear my dad was the only man I'd see outside of my Zoom room, I reluctantly re-downloaded Hinge. And, to my surprise, I got a message from someone which made me laugh.