The TV quiz of the year from the hot priest to Kendall Roy's rap

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How’s your Night King knowledge? Can you remember the lines from Line of Duty? Time to test your telly knowledge
What was the Hot Priest’s drink of choice in Fleabag?
Gin in a tin
Rum in a drum
Vermouth in a booth
Tequila in a three-wheeler
Complete Kendall Roy’s excruciating rap from Succession: “Handmade suits, raking in loot …”
“Dude’s so rich it does not compute”
“Y’all Old Spice, but my man’s a Brut”
“Five-star general, y’all best salute”
“Dad’s up a chimney smoking a cheroot”
How did the Night King die on Game of Thrones?
Burned by dragonfire
Decapitated by his own underlings
He didn't die
Stabbed by a little girl
Which of these was a real line delivered by Kate Fleming on Line of Duty this year?
“Keep calm and carry on”
“Stop making a tit of yourself and piss off”
“Quit whining and get me a beer”
"Prepare my bed, the queen needs a nap"
Which tinned beverage did Stath from Stath Lets Flats keep dropping this year?
His beer
His kombucha
His energy drink
His sipping vinegar
Which of these is a real character in HBO’s series Watchmen?
A man with a mirror for a face
A woman with a rocket-launching hat
A child with a metal six-pack
A baby with a moustache
Why were fans of The Great British Bake Off upset this year?
Paul Hollywood was seemingly drunk onscreen
There was a double elimination
One of the technical challenges was to make a sexually obscene trifle
Sandi Toksvig farted the alphabet
Which of the following didn’t happen on Years and Years
Nuclear bomb detonation
Zombie rats
Woman gets uploaded to the internet
Darwinian death camps
Which song accompanied Natasha Lyonne’s multiple resurrections in Russian Doll?
Gotta Get Up by Harry Nilsson
Feel Older Now by Flo and Eddie
Who Let the Dogs Out by the Baha Men
September Gurls by Big Star
Complete this song as heard on This Time With Alan Partridge: “You and I share a common language …”
“For we use bus lanes to our own advantage”
“Because we both own an adhesive bandage”
“When you and I ate a sausage sandwich”
"For you and I share the same bandwidth"
What is the nickname given to Reese Witherspoon’s character on The Morning Show
One Dick Wilson
Two Fucks Jackson
Three Farts Clarkson
Four Penis Johnson
Chernobyl was written by the screenwriter of which film?
The Irishman
Silence
Argo
The Hangover Part III
Which song interrupted the dramatic climax to Stranger Things this year?
Take on Me by A-ha
The NeverEnding Story by Limahl
Holiday Rap by MC Miker G and DJ Sven
Eternal Flame by The Bangles
13 and above.
A perfect score! You even memorised Kendall’s rap on Succession, which may very well make you a serial killer, but well done nonetheless
14 and above.

10 and above.
Wow! You’re a regular television expert. Of course, this knowledge is all meaningless and there is no prize, so the joke’s on you
0 and above.
Terrible. You probably don’t even own a television, a fact I’m sure you have been careful to tell people at every possible opportunity.
5 and above.
Middling. You watched some television this year, but still managed to do other things. How I envy you. Continue reading...

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