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The top hat-sporting, eastern European doorman at Brown's Hotel in Mayfair politely asks if I need directions (my attempt to blend in with the £600-plus-per-night guests obviously isn't going well). In the lobby, Spanish waiters serve the hotel's restaurant, Beck; an Italian concierge scrawls on a map and a Polish spa manager books someone for a £125 massage.