Is there a way out of the Epstein mess? Prince Andrew hasn't put his fat finger on it

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At the age of 59, the Duke of York finally has a full-time job. Unfortunately, it’s convincing people he’s not a sex case
Who has the fattest fingers: Prince Andrew or the person who types his press releases? Without wishing to shock you, it’s possible that these two individuals are sometimes the same person. Furthermore – and if your mind is already close to blowing, please look away now – it could be that the entities described as Prince Andrew’s “friends” in a sympathetic Evening Standard story on Wednesday are ALSO Prince Andrew himself. I know! He’s literally never worked harder. At the age of 59, he’s finally got a full-time job. Unfortunately, it’s convincing people he’s not a sex case.
The Duke of York is, absolutely indisputably, a friend to sex cases – or sex case [singular], in the form of his late friend Jeffrey Epstein. No point cavilling there. That particular aircraft carrier has sailed. Still, before we go on, all this clearly demands a recap. Continue reading...

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