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The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant ― but succinct ― wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 280-character musings. To see this week's great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for past roundups.
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It's my one year anniversary of having a skincare routine pls clap
— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) June 3, 2018

My love language is bombarding those closest to me with links all day
— Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) June 4, 2018

basketball is so weird in that apparently it's only a shitty call when it's against the team you like ??? learning from john
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 4, 2018

Facebook asked me if I'd like to tag a photo of myself as my mom and I was like, sure, why not, let's just get this over with.
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) June 6, 2018

what i'm actually doing when i say i'm 5 mins away pic.twitter.com/B2uw0KzyJM
— Ziwe (@ziwe) June 7, 2018

i just tried a Kind bar for the first time and can't believe we as a society have decided flavored birdseed corkboard is an acceptable form of sustenance
— devon maloney (@dynamofire) June 4, 2018

T9 is this generation's lost language.
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) June 3, 2018

subtweet: I just remembered an excellent joke someone told me once. Where does a mansplainer get his water?
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From a well... actually.
— Celeste Ng (@pronounced_ing) June 6, 2018

Sorry I followed your minivan for thirty miles. I got caught up in the movie your kids were watching and wanted to see how it ends.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) June 6, 2018

didn't feel like i was in my late 20s until this morning when my coworker asked me if i did anything fun this weekend and i earnestly said "yes i replaced my electronic toothbrush head"
— keely flaherty (@keelyflaherty) June 4, 2018

Maybe she's born with it. Maybe SHE'S LYING.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) June 7, 2018

my sexuality is harry styles doing something mundane while wearing a gucci suit
— Taylor Trudon (@taylortrudon) June 4, 2018

nothing will show you how little you know about yourself than having to write a bio in the third person
— t (@radioheadass) June 3, 2018

I'm "getting heartburn from baby carrots" years old
— Mara "Get Rid of the Nazis" Wilson (@MaraWilson) June 6, 2018

so apparently they make you take all snacks out of your bag in the TSA line now. yes that was very embarrassing thank you for asking
— Estelle Tang (@waouwwaouw) June 3, 2018

Freckles are skin confetti and I am festive AF
— The Pale Introvert (@IntrovertAly) May 30, 2018

just waiting for the sun to set so i can go to bed guilt free.
— king crissle (@crissles) June 5, 2018

Been feeling abnormally moody & depressed & apathetic this week and am now like, "Is this when I get into crystals?"
— Marissa A. Ross (@MarissaARoss) June 7, 2018

me, looking for jobs: Man, i really should have acquired skills i didn't know existed but seem really important all of a sudden
— Sarah Hagi (@geekylonglegs) June 4, 2018

I ordered a bathing suit so there will definitely be some sobbing in 5-7 business days.
— Sardonic Tart 🇮🇹 (@SardonicTart) June 5, 2018